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Goat Cheese Quarter Pounder


Goat Cheese Quarter Pounder
This is a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese and with EVEN MORE GOAT CHEESE!

Mozzarella Lover


Mozzarella Lover
This is the Classic Buttery Jack with mozzarella and prosciutto.

Regular Fish & Chips


Regular Fish & Chips
This is pretty much just a regular quadruple serving of Fish & Chips.

Jalapeno Hotdog


Jalapeno Hotdog
Your typical all-beef hotdog covered in jalapenos

Mozzarella Sticks


Mozzarella Sticks
This is an order of Mozzarela Sticks inside of a box from the restaurant chain called Jack in the Box. Where is Jack? these look like Mozzarella Sticks to me! I'll Never Let Go, Mozzarella! I'll Never Let Go!

Fried Catfish & Coleslaw


Fried Catfish & Coleslaw
Fried Catfish and Coleslaw is often considered one of the greatest meals in history.

Fried Prawns


Fried Prawns
These are large shrimps, Prawns maybe, that have been sliced and fried.

Anchovy Pizza


Anchovy Pizza
Anchovy pizza is the best kind of pizza that is ever made and will ever be made.

Two Breasts & Two Thighs


John Cage
Fried chicken is a true American classic. Maybe you love breasts. maybe you love thighs. maybe you're thinking of two breasts and maybe you're thinking about two thighs. eat them. they're yours.

Feta Cheese Big Mac


Feta Cheese Big Mac
This is your typical big mac with the addition of a slice of greek feta cheese.

Scotch & Soda


Scotch & Soda
When you can't take it straight-up. When neat isn't your thing. and you know Tom Collins never seems to hit the spot. as for everything else, there's Scotch & Soda.

Pickle Dog


Pickle Dog
Maybe you love pickles. maybe you love hot dogs. Maybe you love it when it's beefier than you thought. maybe you love the sour swallow pickles give you. No matter what your deal is, you'll love the Pickle Dog.

Quesillo Sourdough Jack


Quesillo Sourdough Jack
Mozzerella? NEVER! buy local. buy quesillo de hebra!

Roquefort Angus Burger


Roquefort Angus Burger
If you really can't stand the smell of Gorgonzola.

Oaxaca Cheese Double Jack Delish


Oaxaca Cheese Double Jack Delish
When you squeeze the cotija it's a little harder than you expected, you keep squeezing the cotija, and it's still hard. Try squeezing the oaxaca. so soft. so tender.

Blue Cheese Burger Baby!


Blue Cheese Burger Baby!
Stilton is for Red Coats, and moreover, I have to ask if I look like Benedict Arnold? DO I! I'M ASKING! AND I EXPECT! A! RESPONSE!

Suntory AO & Capri Sun


Blue Cheese Burger Baby!
For a great time, make it Suntory time!

Oven Baked Fried Chicken


Blue Cheese Burger Baby!
Who says friend chicken needs to be fried? When you're baked, who cares if the fried chicken is likewise baked?

Deep Fried Walleye


Blue Cheese Burger Baby!
This fish wouldn't look at me straight in the eye. So I ate her.

The Balvenie Caribbean Cask 14


Blue Cheese Burger Baby!
Cayman have Cuban drinking? Because Jamaican me crazy!